TREAT DESTROYERS!!!!!!!

GET YOUR EAGLE ON!!!

I went to a bowling alley last night and realized the quality entertainment that I am missing out on. No, not the thrill of whipping a ball down the lane crushing pins like fred flintstone. but rather the reactions and intense celebrations that occur by the bowlers and their teammates. Everyone was completely wasted and enjoying their Friday night like it was their last. I knew no one, I was just observing a league my friend had me meet him at. But there was 50 year old ladies getting up on chairs together and dancing, and everywhere you look you can catch a nilly high five or a wicked air guitar solo. I swear I need to start filming a documentary on bowling alleys.
But no one, and I mean no one, shows up the king of bowling celebrations.
Everybody, Dale Eagle(best observed at times1:50 3:38 3:54):



I miss bowling, I wish i had more time to join a league. It seems like a blast ha. The last league I was in was back in high school, but i got kicked out for some reason. Good times.